He nui ake a TARDIS o roto? Me titiro e koe i raro i taku remu kia mohio ai koe!
I know you wish you were the Doctor, so that you could open up the door to this TARDIS and take a peek inside. Where and when in all of space and time would you like to travel? You know that you wouldn’t really be the one deciding; the TARDIS is the one that takes the Doctor where they need to go.
Also, Happy Birthday to the Queen*! She doesn’t look too amused here, but I’m sure she’s celebrating under that stern exterior.
*For those of you that don’t know, the Queen’s Birthday is a public holiday in Australia.